I found this on my phone. It looks oddly like the boy sleeping on my couch… Weird. But ain’t he cute?

theclearlydope:

Memorial Day weekend plans?

sparklysubversivenouns:

camping

So. Cute.

pandagiru:

Hahaha

Proud to be an Oklahoman.

A Rant:

I’d like to start by saying, I fucking hate people sometimes. Most times. Stupid people, mostly. I mean, come on, you can only have so many pictures of yourself. Or of you kissing your boyfriend of 2 weeks. He’s your “forever” sure, sure. For the love of god! People that put several more letters in a word than it needs, example: “summerrr” who the fuck thinks that’s still cool?

Do you know how much money you parents pay on taxes to support schools, to support English programs that NO ONE is paying attention to?!

I hate people.

“meep face” listen here, bitch. You’re like 4 years younger thank me. You can’t mock me until you’re my age. Oh ho, wait! You’ll NEVER be the same age as me, so shut the fucking hell up! You aren’t cool, you aren’t “thug.” You, you fucking stupid bitch are a 13 year old girl that has no problems in the world, so stop your goddamned complaining..

And to the girl who seems to think she’s a hard ass, KISS my ass. You aren’t a “fuck up” you have gauges, cool, I could get gauges.. Doesn’t make me some cool ass mother fucker that can start fights.. I still weigh 95 pounds. And you, pretty princess, still have a perfect life. So shove something up yours or suck a cock or something… Jesus.

Dear people that call me thousands of times for no goddamned reason, fuck you! You were a horrible fucking friend and you’ll rot in hell for what you did to me. Don’t try to make amends now, I want nothin to do with you. You can go fuck yourself.. Oh wait! You already fuck everything that moves.. I hope you were calling so frantically because you’re dying and wanted to apologize. Or just apologize because you never did, and now you’re being haunted. I hope a fucking demon possesses you and causes you to kill your whole family. Have a nice fucking life you lying, cheating, backstabbing, goddamned 2 bit whore.

Uh.. I feel pretty?

and then satan said “let there be girls who buy nirvana shirts but don’t listen to the band”

Fucking Anna, man. Fucking Anna.

(Source: piratesofthearabpenis)